And so the Carnival began with the dead eyed smiling faces of the 3 headed hydra that masquerades as a free party system, Gordon Brown – incumbent Prime minister, his battered, piss-soaked coalsack demeanour crying out “let me die in peace”, Nick Clegg, the factory pressed Ken Doll of politics, all wafer thin sincerity and wet farts and David William Donald Cameron, emotionless dot eyed automaton from the planet Pleonexia (look it up, it’s true)

<sarcasm> Of course it was spontaneous, of course they were genuinely open to question.…</sarcasm> of course NOT. Cleverly choreographed to the point of a Hollywood feature, they duped you into an impression of involvement, led you smiling like a fat kid into McDonalds before locking you into the broom cupboard with your carcinogenic happy meal and laughing all the way to the bank, to take your grandmothers life savings to spunk on moats and rentboys, probably literally.

Then the media wading in as if it has it’s own fundamental right to give it’s opinion, with about 47 seconds of truly impartial coverage in a 2 week campaign blitz, Adolf Clegg is secret Nazi!! (read small print before filing law suits), Mono-Ocular Bastard Brown offends racist pensioner!! (she did ask where all these eastern Europeans are coming from) and Jesus Cameron could be direct descendent from King Arthur and Mary Magdelene!! All of which coverage was probably paid for by the same companies that pay for the three headed hydra to pump out it’s capitalist agenda so you can, nee will buy more product like the good cattle you are. The government drizzles money its stolen from you back over your face like a fiscal bukakke and you lick it up and go and give it straight back to the cunts who use it to buy the government, who drizzle money its stolen….etc…etc…etc…repeat to fade.

Impartial news my revolutionary ring piece, freedom is dying in your lap brothers and sisters and there’s not a medic in sight.

And now….people have been turned away from polling stations, DENIED the right to vote..and what happens? “It’s very undemocratic, we’re quite upset”….quite upset?
WHAT?!!!!
Your civil rights are denied BEFORE any oppressive regime sets itself up in government! Mildy angry facebook status updates aren’t gonna change the world, “..is flipping livid@government” doesn’t mean anyone will pay more attention. Get up from behind your desk, get in the fucking street, gather with other members of the anally battered, pig-fucked masses that is the remnants of human society in great Britain and DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!

Look at the Greeks…they’re doing it right, sure some people have died but in any war there’s always casualties, and, well, they did work in a bank after all so were inherently collaborators with the brutalisers of freedom.

Please..please..for Plato’s sake fight for your rights, cos there ain’t nobody else that’s gonna do it for you.

So slap on “Work To Rule” by Napalm Death, grab your placard, pike or just your clenched outraged fist and show these cunts just whose country it really is.

VIVA LA EVOLUTION!